she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I just gift wrapped bread.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Randomize