you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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