you win again, gameday.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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