Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
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I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
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I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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