I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
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Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
my liver is dry heaving
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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