did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
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My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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