Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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