Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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