worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
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She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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