Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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