it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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