Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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