What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
high people should be assigned attendants
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DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
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Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Come back. Shots need mouths.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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