Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
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Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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