He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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