I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
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and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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