well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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