It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
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where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
We just shotgunned beers for America
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She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
MIDGETS
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Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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