We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
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Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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