Say something about gay babies.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I'm always down for nudity.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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