He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
