yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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