"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
