he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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