I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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