You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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