so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
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I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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