Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
