Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
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Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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