i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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