no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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