You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
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Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
It's never too late to be topless.
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Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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