so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
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Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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