You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize