u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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