I love black thongs
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
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Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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