Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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