And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
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Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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