Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
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this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
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How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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