and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Is it because I queefed?
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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