It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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