I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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