dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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