She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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