My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
i think i have herpe
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
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Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?