Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
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Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."