Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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