margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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