I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
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I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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