where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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