So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
wanna go halves on a baby?
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
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You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
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I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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