I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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