i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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