never play flip cup with pint glasses
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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