you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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