OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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