you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
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You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
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Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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